
Bonny and Read the Lesbian Pirates

From About.com
Bonney, Anne:
(A.D. 1700-1722?) The most famous of all women pirates. Of Anne's various
activities and proclivities, the one thing reporters are loathe to tell about
is her lesbianism, citing instead her long association with Calico Jack,
although Jack's lover was known as Pierre the Pansy Pirate, originally a
dressmaker. Pierre had a passion for silk and velvet, of which there was too
little in New Providence of the early 1700s. When Anne told him there'd be fine
bolts of cloth to be taken on the high seas, he joined her crew. Pierre
designed Anne's black velvet pants and Jack's famous calico coat.
Anne's actual lover was, of course, Mary Read. The four of them attempted at
one point to retire from piracy and live peacefully inland as an extended
family, but they were too notorious and pirate hunters were heavily rewarded in
those days. forcing Anne and her chums to see it through to a dismal end.
Another story to "prove" Anne's heterosexuality is that when she,
Mary, and their crew came to trial and were condemned to die, they claimed to
be pregnant, as pregnant women could not be hung. Few commentators question the
peculiar coincidence of both of them being pregnant at the exact same handy
moment, though all-round whorishness is generally implied. A wiser investigator
discovered that the doctor who checked to see if they were indeed pregnant was,
in fact, a long-standing associate of Anne's. Another myth quickly dispelled is
that Jack introduced Anne into piracy. The fact is that he had never pirated
until after he met her. She required a front man so that she could rule a
pirate crew as regent.
She made a brave and crafty pirate. After boarding and looting a ship that
included a trunk of fancy dresses destined for a bordello, her men could not
resist a most absurd costume dance in celebration. Suddenly, there appeared on
the horizon yet another ship worthy of attack. Anne had her cross-dressed men
smear blood or red paint upon themselves and arrange themselves about the ship
like corpses. Sailors are notoriously superstitious, and Anne took her next
prize without resistance, as she was perceived as not a pirate but a ghost
ship.
Her end is not really known. It is believed Mary died in prison of pneumonia
while awaiting the phantom birth, but that Anne escaped and lived quietly
thereafter, or may later have been hanged with a group of fanatical nuns over
whom she held sway. Of her and Mary's capture, there is ample record, and they
were by far the fiercest of their crew. Anne is reported to have quipped during
the final fray, "Dogs! If instead of these weaklings I only had some women
with me!" It is doubtful she meant to be ironic. [Carlova, Myron, Croix,
Snow]
The citations are to:
Carlova, John. Mistress of the sea. New York: Citadel, 1964.
Croix, Robert de la. A history of piracy. New York: Manor Books, 1978.
Myron, Nancy and Charlotte Bunch (eds.). Women remembered. Baltimore:
Diana Press, 1974.
Snow, Edward Rowe. Women of the sea. London: Alvin Redman, 1962.

What truly concerns me about the excerpt written
above is that it came from About.com, a website used and trusted by thousands
of people because of its well deserved reputation for reliability.
The Truth
The simple fact of the matter is that there is
absolutely no documented period evidence to suggest that Bonny and Read were
lesbians, none to show that Calico Jack was gay, and none to show that Pierre
the Pansy Pirate ever existed or had such a ridiculous and obviously made up
name. But just for the fun of it let's have a look at the story presented
above.
Pierre the Pansy Pirate is simply an invention.
Calico Jack is known to have had associations with women other than Anne Bonny
so he was not gay.
Both Mary Read and Anne Bonny "claimed"
to be pregnant because they were. They were examined by a doctor to find out if
their claims were true or if they had just made them to avoid the noose. Mary
Read gave birth in prison (difficult to fake that!).
Calico Jack's career as a pirate before he became a
captain is well documented. The idea that Bonny lured him into it to be her
front man is disproven by his previous career in Captain Vane's crew.
Both Anne Bonny and Mary Read were married. Read
may have been married twice. Both had children. Both had lovers aboard the
pirate ship.
The real proof that Bonny and Read were not
lesbians, bisexual, or in any way attracted to one another comes from Captain
Johnson's General History, which along with the records of their trial provides
almost everything that is known about Bonny and Read:
So, Anne Bony was sexually attracted to Mary Read
when she believed her to be a man, but was greatly disappointed to discover she
was a woman and lost all interest in her sexually. Hardly the actions of a
lesbian.
Subsequent stories that Rackham once burst in on
the two women naked in a cabin together have often been cited to show their
homosexuality, but are entirely fictional having been made up in the 20th
century to prove an unsupported theory, and have no basis whatsoever in fact.